This casserole is sure to get that lazy, no-good bastard in your life out of bed and bounding down the stairs to start the brand-new day. Maybe he will do something with his life once he's got a full tummy (probably not).
These are the ingredients you will need, so make that lazy bastard go out and get them:
- 8 frozen hash-brown patties (possibilities include Pattie LaBelle, sans BluBelles; Pattie Hearst, sans Symbionese Liberation Army; Pattie Duke; Peppermint Pattie). You get the picture.
- 4 cups shredded cheddar cheese
- 1 lb bacon- cooked, drained, crumbled (in other words, completely demoralized!)
- 7 eggs
- 1 cup milk
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon mr. mustard powder (find him in the bedroom with the candlestick)
Got 'em? Okay, let's do this:
- Place patties (all 8 of them, kicking and screaming) in a single layer in a greased 13 by 9 baking pan; sprinkle with cheese and bacon.
- In a separate bowl, beat eggs, milk, salt and mustard powder mercilessly (let all that pent-up anger out!); pour over casserole.
- Cover, then bake in oven at 350 degrees for one hour (careful, if you bake at 360 degrees, you are right back where you started).
- Uncover (no, not you, you idiot, the casserole!), then bake 15 minutes longer until edges are golden and a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean (it's, like, magic!!!)
