Saturday, January 01, 2011

Reet's "Wake-Up-You-Lazy-Bastard" Breakfast Casserole

This casserole is sure to get that lazy, no-good bastard in your life out of bed and bounding down the stairs to start the brand-new day. Maybe he will do something with his life once he's got a full tummy (probably not). 
These are the ingredients you will need, so make that lazy bastard go out and get them: 
  • 8 frozen hash-brown patties (possibilities include Pattie LaBelle, sans BluBelles; Pattie Hearst, sans Symbionese Liberation Army; Pattie Duke; Peppermint Pattie).  You get the picture.
  • 4 cups shredded cheddar cheese
  • 1 lb bacon- cooked, drained, crumbled (in other words, completely demoralized!)
  • 7 eggs
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon mr. mustard powder (find him in the bedroom with the candlestick)
Got 'em?  Okay, let's do this:
  • Place patties (all 8 of them, kicking and screaming) in a single layer in a greased 13 by 9 baking pan; sprinkle with cheese and bacon.
  • In a separate bowl, beat eggs, milk, salt and mustard powder mercilessly (let all that pent-up anger out!); pour over casserole. 
  • Cover, then bake in oven at 350 degrees for one hour (careful, if you bake at 360 degrees, you are right back where you started).
  • Uncover (no, not you, you idiot, the casserole!), then bake 15 minutes longer until edges are golden and a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean (it's, like, magic!!!)
    Suggested music: "Morning Has Broken" by the sweet-voiced terrorist Yusuf Islam from his album Teaser and the Firecat. Be careful, though, George W. may send you on a vacation to Cuba for listening.

    2 comments:

    Just a hungry guy said...

    Hey, I resemble that remark!

    Dave said...

    Been making this for 7 years, thanks for the great recipe!