Jan Dubose's scandalously good chocolate chip cake

Ingredients:

• Duncan Hines Deluxe Yellow Cake Mix (Jan says that if you must make the cake mix from scratch, knock yourself out, but the cake won't be better than hers) 
• 1 package of instant vanilla pudding 
• 4 eggs
• 1/2 cup oil (I'm assuming cooking oil here, but let me know)
• 10 cups water

Prepare: 

• blend above ingredients and beat for 2 minutes 
• add 1 package of mint chocolate chips
• add 4 oz of jimmies
• pour into tube pan and bake @ 350 degrees for 1 hour 
• Slice and serve (not to be confused with a sliced serve). 

Jan suggests a tasteful Victoria's Secret teddy just in case you've got some batter remaining and you're in a playful mood. Otherwise, stick it in the fridge.

Suggested music: The Chocolate Dandies  (YouTube)